＃29.Love & Sex
Love & Sex（愛と性）joke。思わずニタリとするような下ネタ話です。
A woman goes into a local pharmacy and tells the druggist that she wants to purchase some arsenic.
"Mrs. Jones, that is a controlled substance. Can I ask you what you want it for?"
"Certainly," replies the woman.
"I'm going to use the poison to kill my husband."
The druggist is taken aback.
He exclaims, "Mrs. Jones, I can't sell you arsenic for that reason!"
Without a word, the woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture and shows it to the pharmacist.
It is a photo of a man and woman having sex.
However, it is not just any man and woman.
It is the woman's husband and the druggist wife.
The pharmacist looks at the picture for a few seconds and then looks up at the woman.
He says to her, "Oh, I'm sorry, Ma'am. I didn't know you had a prescription!"
|29-82 You can do anything you want
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.