|37-21 What are doing here?
One day a Polish guy comes home from work early and when he enters his house, he hears all sorts of strange noises coming from the second floor bedroom.
He rushes upstairs and finds his wife on the bed, totally naked, sweating, and breathing hard.
"What's going on?" asks the husband.
His wife gasps, "I think I'm having a heart attack!"
The man runs downstairs and is about to dial 911 when his 5-year-old daughter runs up to him and says, "Daddy! Uncle Frank is in your closed with no clothes on!"
The husband throws down the phone and bounds back up the stairs to the bedroom.
He rips open the closet door and there he finds his naked brother hiding behind some clothes.
"Frank, what are you doing here?" he cries.
"My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked, scaring my daughter!"
|37-22 Polish tennis star
A Polish tennis star took a wrong turn in Wimbledon club house and he walked through a door marked "WOMEN'S LOCKER ROOM."
"Hey," a female tennis player pointed at the notice, "Can't you read it?"
"Oh, I don't smoke," he replied.
|37-23 50-feet long box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you make a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"
"Hmm...50 feet long. That's a long one," mused the carpenter.
"It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?"
"Well, you see," said the Polak, "my neighbor moved away and forgot his garden hose. So he asked me to send it to him."
|37-24 Polish babies have big heads
Why do Polish babies have big heads?
So they don't fall out during the bridal dance.
|37-25 Polish suicide
Did you hear about the Polack who was found unconscious in his jail cell with 12 bumps on his head?
He tried to kill himself by hanging with a rubber band.
What do you call a Polack with a 175 I.Q.?
What did the Polack do when was told that his car needed a new muffler?
He went home and started knitting one.
|37-28 Different answer
One day while walking down the street, a Pole stops to ask a man what time it is.
"It's three o'clock," is the polite reply.
"Thank you," says the Pole.
"It's funny, but I've been asking that question all day long and every time I get a different answer."
|37-29 He sent his kid to India
A Polack read in the newspaper that it takes 10 dollars a year to support a kid in India.
He sent his kid to India.
|37-30 Ghengis Khan
After centuries of occupation by so many nations including Mongolian invasion, Russian yoke and the notorious Nazis' holocaust, Poland had gone through times as bad as anywhere in Europe.
When his last light bulb burned out, old Stefan knew he'd have to stand in line for two hours at the store.
So he went up into his attic and started rummaging around for an old oil lamp he vaguely remembered from decades ago.
He found the old brass lamp in a corner and started to polish it and suddenly a Genie appeared in cloud of smoke.
"Hello, Master" said the Genie stretching, "for releasing me I will grant you three wishes."
Stefan was astounded but said to the Genie.
"I want Ghengis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his Mongol hordes, march to the Polish border and then he has no argument with the Poles and marches back home."
"Done!" thunders the Genie.
"Your second wish?"
"Ok. I want Ghengis Khan marches back home through Germany."
"Hmmm, if you want. Granted. Your third wish?"
Stefan has a gentle smile, but there's no humor in his eyes and said, "I want Ghengis Khan passes through Russia on his way home from Germany."