#45. Silly
laugh off(笑い飛ばす)対象のSilly(おバカさん)jokeです。


45-71 Overdue
r. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck.
"I have great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Wilson receives a telephone call from AEC (American Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs. Wilson?"
"Yes. Speaking."
AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files. HOW?"
"Yes. We have a system of finding out who's overdue."
"Madam, I am sorry. I am following orders. I have to inform you are overdue."
"I know that. Let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow."

 That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "It's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.

「えぇ、うちでは未払(overdue)人を調べるシステムがあり、マダム、残念ながらあなたは1ヶ月未払いです」と言われて、ウイルソン夫人は「なんてことなの!(OH MY GOD!)」と言ってしまった。

「金を払えだと?もし、断ったら?」とウイルソン氏が言うと、その女性は「その場合、お宅の電気を止めさせて(cut off)いただくしかありませんね」と答えた。

One month verdue を、ウイルソン夫妻は「電気料金一ヶ月未納」ではなく「生理遅れ一ヶ月」と思い続け、
翌朝AEC会社から cut off と言われ、

45-72 Yoo Mamma
1. Yo Mamma is so stupid that she is yelling into the mailbox.
 We ask her what she is doing.
 She replies she is sending a voice-mail.
2. Yo Mamma is so ugly that she throws a boomerang and it refuses to come back.
3. Yoo Mammas' cooking is so bad that homeless people give it back.
4. Yoo Mamma is so stupid that when they said "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
5. Yoo Mamma so ugly that when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

4.ヨーママは本当にオバカさん。法廷で「ここでは静かに(Order in the court)」と言われたら、「ポテトフライとミルクシェークを!」と注文した。

Yoo Mammaは並外れて間抜けなオバサンで、Yoo Mammaジョークというカテゴリーがある位です。

45-73 One word a year
prince is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose, but an evil witch has cast a spell on him, and now he can say only one word a year.
So he waits 14 agonizing years-accumulating all his words-before approaching his beloved.
Finally, the big day arrives.
When he sees her, his heart skips a beat.
He gathers his nerve, drops to his knees, and intones, "My darling, I have waited many years to say this: Will you marry me?"
The princess turns around, smiles, and says, "Pardon?"



45-74 Frozen account
y cousin always "borrows" money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy.
One day, she found the piggy bank in the freezer.
Inside was this note: "Dear sister, I hope you'll understand, but my capital has been frozen."


45-75 Don't be silly
enny is close to death and knows it.
He's in bed in his local hospital and around the bed are his wife Sadie, his son Morris, his daughters Leah and Fay, and his nurse Marilyn.
Suddenly, and with a weak voice, Benny starts talking tohis family.
"Morris, I want you to take the Heath apartments over in Bushey district."
"Leah, I want you to take the group of houses at the bottom of California Lane."
"Fay, I want you to take the shops in the High Road."
"And Sadie, my dear lovely wife who has been so good to me all my life, please take the houses in Merry Hill Lane where the NBC film studios used to be."

 Marilyn is totally shocked when she hears of all this property, and as Benny slowly slips away, she quietly says to Sadie, "Your husband must have been an extremely hard working and successful business man."
"Why do you say this?" asks Sadie.

 "Because he has accumulated such a lot of property," replies Marilyn.
"Property? Nothing!" says Sadie, "Don't be silly. Benny is a milkman and he delivered milk around these areas."